I will even do that thing with the car battery and the oiled puppy, that you like.

Firstly, I had to wait until I was 18 just to get my learner license because I had to legally change my name. They would not accept my ID because my last name on my birth certificate was different to the rest of my ID.
After I waited almost two years longer than everyone else to get a learner license, I then find out they have a form you could have just filled and get signed by a doctor to prove that I am that person. Those assholes didn’t even tell me that.

Anyway after finally getting my Change of Name Document I finally was able to get my learner license in October 2006.

As I was lazy in the year that my license lasted for, I had to get it renewed. I had it renewed in October 2007. Nearly four months after the new laws for learners came in. I specifically asked the person renewing my license if I needed to do a log book, because all new learners had to. She told me that I did not because I am under the old learner rules, therefore I didn’t need a log book. I asked her a final time before I left, just to make sure and she again told me no I didn’t need one.

So I didn’t worry about it and when I had driving lessons with instructors none of them knew if I did need one or not. Now that I am ready to go for my P’s, I investigated to see if I need one, and it turns out that I do.

My license expires in three months, I NEVER even received a log book from Queensland Transport. I have definitely done over 100 hours of driving, but have not recorded any of it. I have spent hundreds on driving lessons. Now because of some moron who told me the wrong information, I will not be getting my promotion at work, because my promotion depends on me getting my license. I seriously hate those idiots there. Every time I go there they cause my grief.

Does anybody know if there is anything I can do to get out of the log book thing because they didn’t tell me I needed one? I doubt there is, but I thought I’d ask anyway.

As we speak, I am painting all of my clothes silver and sewing large external shoulder pads onto them, in preparation for the dawning of the future.
A bright future, where people can soar effortlessly across the rooftops.
Where they can swoop in from on high, to thwart crimes or stupidity in progress.
And vacuum up any messes they may find when they land.

I look forward to this efficient and clean Godfrey’s spurned future.

In preparation for our brave new future, I have created a shirt that will benefit everyone who embraces the Jetpack in the weeks to come….
http://www.twitpic.com/uaw67

Signing off from the future.
– Agent_X