A non-premature-ejaculatory look at the Samsung Galaxy S

For those of you who don’t want to read the full story… If you have a Samsung Galaxy S and you are really disappointed with:

Exchange mail push notifications not working at times and sluggish speeds of the app
Sluggish performance in general
Terrible battery life

Upgrade the firmware to 2.2 Froyo. This is available via Samsung Kies now [...]

An ongoing battle with the QLD Transport Department

An irrational hatred for the QLD Transport department and the tumultuous nature of their queue system (every business process in general) has resulted in the circumvention of getting my driver’s license for approximately 7 years now. This means that I have actually had my learner’s license for 7 years but never took the opportunity to [...]

A letter to the Vatican

Dear Vatican Overlords,
My brother recently tried to have his son baptised to become a member of the Catholic Church; however, he was totally deterred by the arduous process and political constraints you have put on your recruitment procedure.
Firstly, he approached several churches looking to get his son baptised at these locations (based on personal preference) [...]

Open Office – The giant turd of the software world

I have been using open office for months and months much to my dissatisfaction and at this very moment at 3am in the morning after using it for hours with the hope of being productive I am absolutely livid with it. It is by far the most frustrating piece of software I have ever used [...]