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Friendly advice from Night Pills and Beer

Friendly advice from Night Pills and Beer

The past few days have been bad for me. I’ve had long hours at work and virtually no sleep. I have developed a cold and it’s not a great time to be sick so I went to the chemist and asked for the strongest cold and flu drugs they can give me. These tablets have [...]

The Cinewheel couch

The Cinewheel couch

You know those people who wake up bright and early to run with their iPod shuffles and their jogging attire while you’re still trying to figure out the easiest way to get out of bed and to the bathroom with your eyes still closed?  I used to begrudgingly loathe their lifestyle until I recently realised [...]

Alexander Supertramp

I have always been inspired by the amazing story of Chris McCdandless, who, in many ways resembles my beliefs against the norms of society but expressed himself more veritably than I ever would be able to.
The man motivated me to believe in myself and convinced me that whatever I wanted to do, I could do. [...]

Getting to know my Sri Lankan Heritage

Getting to know my Sri Lankan Heritage

Every year, a big Sri Lankan association in Queensland hosts a camp for the Sri Lankans to network with each other. I try and make this camping trip each year, just to make sure that I don’t forget what it’s like to be Sri Lankan and hang out with some people I only really get [...]

Easter at the pub

I just got back from spending a lovely Easter at the pub with Dave and Will. We started our Easter drinking festivities at 3pm and finished at roughly 12:30 in the morning (kind of now). This, I believe, was a fair effort on behalf of all participating in this lovely Easter festival. I am still [...]

Cashing in on dog personification

Cashing in on dog personification

Probably the largest and most fascinating natural evolution of the human civilization has been the way we interact with other species of the animal kingdom. Looking back a few generations; there are noticeable changes in the way we perceive domesticated animals.  We were once called “Pet Owners”. Now we are called “Pet Parents” and it’s [...]

I am the neighbourhood slave

I am the neighbourhood slave

So I have just realised that I am a slave to my neighbourhood and this is completely unacceptable. I don’t like being used by the people around me just because I’m too nice to say no. Everyone knows I can’t say no and so they ask me to do oppressive chores for them at no [...]

Twitter #btub experience

Twitter #btub experience

 
As I sit here reminiscing about the good old days when I was sober and almost responsible, I am extremely grateful for the forgiveness of others. Three things go through my mind while I think of what I learnt tonight after meeting a diverse online demographic:

I am starving and would probably kill a cat for [...]

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