Friendly advice from Night Pills and Beer

The past few days have been bad for me. I’ve had long hours at work and virtually no sleep. I have developed a cold and it’s not a great time to be sick so I went to the chemist and asked for the strongest cold and flu drugs they can give me. These tablets have a label saying “Warning the medicine may cause drowsiness and may increase the effects of alcohol”. So as you do, I’ve had a few beers with it. I was hoping these pills would knock me out and give me a good night’s rest but alas I’m wide awake and annoying people on the internet!! The combination of beer and night pills relieves me of any empathy I have for people. I believe this makes me more productive somehow. I’m not even sure if I’m making sense.

Anyway as I was searching in google for advice on how to deal with my smelly house mate, I stumbled across a forum for friends to give advice to other people on relationships, life, dating etc.

I decided to provide my advice tonight on some key issues. Feel free to use this advice yourself. I know for a fact that some of my readers can benefit from said advice:

This first thread was too long and I didn’t read it all but I think this guy is basically complaining because he’s too good looking and has a great personality. Girls want him and he’s finding it hard to say he’s not interested without hurting their feelings:

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My response:

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This is an interesting question about an age gap for marriage:

marriage1Response:

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This seems to be an ad of some sort but since they posted in the relationship advice section I decided to provide some advice:

ad1response:

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This is a girl that wants to make a friend but doesn’t want to come off creepy:

friend1My advice from personal experience:

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7 Responses to “Friendly advice from Night Pills and Beer”

  1. Agent-X 12 July 2010 at 4:58 pm #

    You are the best giver of advice ever!
    I will pre-purchase your DVD box set and attend all your self help courses without thinking about it.

    I will even do that thing with the car battery and the oiled puppy, that you like.

  2. mopar parts 28 July 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    Well that just sounds kinda risky. I wouldn’t do that. I’ve taken water pills before and they do help you fell less bloated, but remember all you are doing is dehydrating your body.

  3. florida business insurance 3 August 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    I’ve taken water pills before and they do help you fell less bloated, but remember all you are doing is dehydrating your body.thanks for sharing this post…

  4. biofreeze 4 August 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    I was hoping these pills would knock me out and give me a good night’s rest but alas I’m wide awake and annoying people on the internet!

  5. mopar parts 3 October 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Yes, however, Combining alcohol with lexapro like that depletes the pills which means your taking them for nothing. Alcohol-depressant.

  6. AR @ make money online 8 November 2011 at 6:06 pm #

    I guess pills and beers don’t blend well. My best advise is to face any situation without using any drugs or alcohol. It’s best to solve everything the natural way.

  7. mopar parts 26 December 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Thanks for great advice because this advice is very beneficial for us.


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